It's true. I frequently find myself wanting to push words back in my mouth and down my throat. Unfortunately, quite a feat is impossible, so I'm usually left standing in a cloud of shame and embarrassment. Tad too dramatic? Ok. Maybe not a cloud. But a sting of shame anyway. And a bit of embarrassment. Supposedly it builds character, but whatev.
Moving on. To the tune of Mims popular hit, I present "This Is Why I'm Awkward." (it helps to have the song playing while you read my new and improved lyrics) Enjoy.
This is why I'm awkward [2x]
This is why [2x]
This is why I'm awkward
This is why I'm awkward [2x] Whoo
This is why [2x]
This is why I'm awkward
[2x]
I'm awkward cause I'm Asia
You ain't cause you're not
This is why [2x]
This is why I'm awkward
This is why I'm awkward
I just have to laugh
I can’t help but to sound like a goofball talking smack
I represent Fort Worth
Check Facebook if you like
I used to live off Beach
But I moved down the tracks
I love the east side
'Cause we have lots of trees
But a white girl in the hood
Says tons of silly things
Here on Normandy
We have many neighbors
But when I wave at cars
It just happens to be strangers
And when I meet new people
I tend to act real shy
But give me a drink–
I’ll talk to you all night
In my house and my dad’s
One-liners are my fav
Don’t fly with Peter Pan
Cause you’ll never never land
And if you don’t know
My boyfriend is real cute
I sing in the shower
Aretha to Ms. Swift
Boyfriend shakes his head from side to side
He thinks I’m a weirdo, and I think that he’s right
Grammy, anyone? Huh, huh?
1 comment:
hahahhaha, you are awkward and your just perfect that way. How many things in life would i have missed had you not been so beautifuly blunt?
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