Last time I participated in Awkward & Awesome Thursday I wrote you this rap song. I did not write a song today. Nevertheless, enjoy.
AWKWARD
1. Trying to move your right hand and moving your left hand instead so "awkward" keeps looking like this: awd...awdk...awdw...awdward. Ugh.
2. Answering the phone at work and forgetting what to say.
3. Fearing I'd missed the trash truck, realizing I hadn't, and running outside to drag the bins to the curb while donning my robe and a towel turban.
4. Listening to some guy talk about the restraining order he has against him because he tackled his (now ex) girlfriend while they were in a fight. Drunk. And then listening to him question whether or not he should call her. (Sidenote: I just found out said guy is a teacher. Omigosh.)
5. Sitting in the chair at the dentist for 10 minutes trying to remove my nose ring so it wouldn't interfere with x-rays WHILE the hygienist is holding a mirror for me and realizing that it's stuck because of a booger. Awesome. I mean, awkward.
AWESOME
1. Realizing it's almost Friday (Boyfriend and I are traveling to visit Tremandi this weekend) Woot woot!
2. Making quesadillas, playing Munchkin, and visiting with a good friend who just got back from a two year stint in China.
3. Giving a haircut that turned out exactly how I intended. (much better than the alternative and ending up in the awkward category)
4. Having weather so nice I can leave the windows in my house open.
5. The heels I'm wearing today. I LOVE them.
And this is both awkward AND awesome. Yup, that's Mike "The Situation" with his siblings. In case you can't tell, he's in the middle. In the back.
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2 comments:
Haha the trash running is a great visual. And I forget what to say when I answer the work phone all. the. time. So awkward!
Happy Friday!
glad we ended up in the awesome and not awkward group! well maybe trevs conversation about female masterbation was awkward . . . but other than that it was pretty awesome
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